lil asian man

A quick thank you to the little Asian man i had an encounter with in a past week. He was, again, changing, but this time he put on his underpants much more briskly. a muchos better experience for everyone in the change room.

I want class like this cunt

Classy in every possible way, shape and form.

If only.

If only i was as "cool" as Justin Bieber.

Was watching his "hit" known as baby. This music video is the corniest piece of dirt i've ever set my eyes on.

Starts off this chick doesnt like him. no shit - hes very cock. bad hair. general prick-ish look.

He then proceeds to follow her all around the bowling alley, clearly not think about the fact that he would miss like 3 shots and thats like such a waste of money zomg, but also whilst repeating "baby baby baby alright"

He finally gets the girl after dancing for a chorus... U start dancing randomly at a bowling alley in perth youll get kicked out seriously. and if like 20 something year olds (drake and ludacris) are hanging out with 12 year-olds playing bowling. then something up. pedophilia.

faggot

Little Asian Man

After my swim today i was in the changing rooms. I walk in and i see this naked little asian man. Nothing too odd. just drying himself off. I go rise off in the shower. (a good 5 minutes). Despite the amount of time i was showering for, i return and this little man is still in the nude. I manage to put on my lower half's clothes. By this time he has managed to amazingly put a band-aid on his leg. Finally he gets his underpants on. I'm about to get out of the changing rooms, still need to get on my shoes. He starts putting on his pants, with an added lovely surprise. a nice tune for the whole bathroom.. i made a song:

Dear little asian man,

please put you're undies on at the start

Dress yourself and seriously dress yourself,

bored.

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Getting pretty sick of your ways needing to be right. You are correct to a certain extent, but not enough. Life can be left to chance. Especially if the odds are in your own favor, and the only thing against you is your own ideas. Not a person, or a group or people. Simply how you run it, and plan it out.

I hate how society works against lower class'd people.

My mother told me today. If someone is from a Public School and there is someone else from a Private school. They have the same marks and all. Yet still (apparently) the private school educated person gets the job. Now either this is bullshit to convince me to go to Uni/stay at a private school, or its unfair as fuck. I replied by saying something along the lines of how the chain continues. Example; 2 website disigners . both love the shit out of it. equally talented at it as well as maths science and english. neither of them has much else going for them. the private schooler gets it. the public school'd gets no job. this in my eyes isnt positive. it gives me a negative feeling upon society . this would continue the "chain" of less money and not being able to afford a private school. seems unfair (as fuck.)

no wonder i hate society and environment. teacher doesnt help either though.

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te Get Away

Holidays

Although the break from school are called holidays, i still say i need toa holiday. By this i mean a getaway.
I resently got an invite to one, and was forced to refused due to parental issues. There has been another invite and i am hoping to be attending. Fingures crossed.

In other news.
A freind of ours had their father pass away earlier this week. It sucks so much dick. He wasnt even past his mid 50s.
On behalf of us all at ICU i want to wish our friend long life and also to the rest of his family

WHY

why am i so stupid

why am i so dumb

why didnt i think

why did i choose the dumbest way

the dumbest one

when there are so many others

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

goodnight

A Rumor: Alright, cool

Rumors are so fucking gay. even if they are true. you just can't trust anyone.

it doesnt mean you've got to hide away. it means you need to just me careful..and not hang around jew vile asmuch.

honestly our parents defs did all the shit we do, (plus more, depending on where they lived)

and yes its wrong and should be punished, if caught, but if a rumor is the way your caught out. then better watch ur back.

some certain people like to gossip more than others. and other people like to sound like they know more than other. so while thespeople all sit at one dinner table eating unrisen bread they try to out do each other.

"i heard they smoke"

"yeah? i heard they drink? so typical for a single mother to let her son do that"

" ya i know hey? smoking weed all day and night"

"i saw them at a party smoking, the only ones at the whole party. SMOKING!"

It Is the Holidays

hooray

Teh Storm

So we just had one of the worst storms of the century!

And it was not one of those pussy little five minute rain falls....It was HUGE!

It started off as a nice but slightly humid day, but as soon as school was finished and people started going home from work, God decided to get pissed.

The rain was warmly accepted as a drought breaker, but God got carried away and let it POUR down like a MOTHERFUCKER...

It didn't stop there. Hail started falling, another new and exciting feature, not for long...

The hail was the size of golf balls and it was destructive...Not only being loud and scary, but also breaking fucking windows. The roads were flooded and no one could see while driving and the traffic lights went out.

IT WAS FUCKING BONKERSS

the storm ended and people were safe to come out of their houses, but it was still bloody crazy..

Hopefully the school got hailed on especially Mr. Shadcunt...

Ice~creme`

Rant

At the moment im pretty peeved.

I know its not a big deal,

but recently some shit went down that im not cool with.

A friend of mine (girl) decided oh yeah, its ok to tell her mum (who has absolutely nothing to do with me)

that im going out with this girl in Sydney coz they have like the perfect fuckin mother daughter Gilmore girls relationship or whatevs.

THEN my mum n her mum are tight because they play bridge together, how old lady of them?

So she thinks oh ill tell SLCKRCNT’S mum hes got a girlfriend in sydney,

n then i get in the car and her mum and my mum are there talking about it as if I don’t exist.

My mum tells me and im like "FUCKIN SHTEIN!"

{SLCKRCNT}

Week-End was Shit

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Big Boy Blog

MAN O SOSE.

Yeah mate what's up?

today you were so easy going - you allowed me to go to the toilet! this is a great improvement bud. I did fail another weekly assignments you keep giving - not realizing i don't care about them.

TODAY

So its 40 degrees and the weekend is so close, but yet so far, and its so hard to handle. the time tableists (people who make our time tables) are actually retarded. they give us a good-ish start to the day then ruin it 100% by giving us science then maths and finishing off with SOSE

TOMORROW

The weekend's plans are dodgy and risky, but they could work out as planed and be an awesome week end. Pics will be added on Sunday or Monday.

There is an abandoned house just off Beufort, so we'll be checking it out. also everyone's junk is out the front of their houses. its fucking funny to see what kind of shit they got and think "what is that and what could they possibly use that for" or "why didnt they throw that out ages ago, its ancient" also getting Grill'd so hopefully its not too expensive so that i can still get new stuff :)

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one last thing.

Today was actually too hot for life. our air con broke last night so i slept on the couch hugging an ice pack. woke up stinkin of B.O. then, after applying deodorant (of-course), by morning break i was already smelling..,not so fresh. i've heard that next week will be in the 20s for a few days.

...and thats good :)

Alright - enjoy ur weekends and you'll hear form me again on sunday or monday

Fckwit

To whom it may concern,

Fckwit, a person who has a tumblr and likes to update fotos on them, also has a formsrping (a site where you can ask the host questions and get answers). He has been asked some odd questions concerning his sexuality....It must be clarified...FCKWIT IS STRAIGHT. He likes teh pussy and teh tits. He has been with girls and wants to stay that way. Questions like:

Do you dream about monster one, coz you seem to be in love with him?

Are very stupid and retarded.

Fckwit isn't gay. He's just indie like ZJF

FUCK OFF EVERYONE WHO THINKS DIFFERENTLY

[Ice~Cream]

Te winning goal

4-4, need one more goal in two minutes to make finals of indoor. SLCKRCNT takes a shot, missing the goal, me being fucking incredible comes running in, 360 in the air, slide 5 metres across the floor and score to win 5-4 (dramatic version). I learnt a lot about myself today... I'm awsome

SLCKRCNT

If I could fight one person in the world right now it’d be the fucking architect of my house.
Coz it’s his fault that my room is the only one in the entire house without an air con and it’s his fault I spend every hot summer night shvitzing and its his fault every morning I wake up lyin in a wet patch and I haven’t even spent ages getting head. Its not fair and its not fuckin ok.
While my whole family is enjoying their air conditioned winter fun land I’m sleeping with a fan blowin full blast inches away from my face spending the whole night wondering if its even making a difference.
Firstly the last week has been SO HOT pit stains have become a daily hassle and by the time I go to bed my room has become a sauna.
Secondly my fan is on the fritz and every night it sounds like a screaming baby with a motor in its mouth is livin inside my ear.
And of course every night I’m scared I’m gonna roll over and lose a finger (or worse) inside that spinning death trap
So if you somehow happen to meet this guy kick him right square in the nuts just for me

{SLCKRCNT}

Drive home

I was driving home from school today and i saw what no man wants to see. A fat ranga chick. I'm sorry, but please if your fat and ranga stay indoors, no one wants to see you in skin tight pants while you are trying to lose weight. Im not skinny myself but "Fat men aren't fat, fat women are fat"-Peter Griffin. I barely want to see normal ranga women, let alone fat ones! Now I'm not technically being rude, just truthful. I think I speak on behalf of every generation of men, simply, fuck off, thank you, that is all.

Dog Run

I remember my first hookup.

I was 13 and had a pretty hot girlfriend. We were at a party and I finally manned up and hooked in. It was a crazy and mad experience. We broke up about 2 months after that for complicated reasons (Me 'cheating'). Since then, I have hooked up with 3 other girls. Let me warn you before you see the Photos, they were all dog. Unfortunately when a guy gets horny, nothing can really stop him from getting with a girl. I regret my last 3 hookups as they were all dog.

MY DICK WAS THINKING FOR ME.

I have been on a long, bad run of hookups ever since breaking up with my ex, which i have named the Dog Run. This graph and following pictures will explain.

So as you can see, I have even gone below the line of acceptance. She was a filthy ranga with a lisp. Even her relatively good body can't persuade anyone that she is anything better than below acceptable. So how do I get out of this 'Dog Run'. FUCK I DONT FUCKING KNOW. Maybe Homesick or SillyPutt can help me?

{Ice-Cream}

Homework

Alright, i just need to let someone know. TEACHERS FUCK OFF, its called homework not weekend work. Everyone knows we r gonna smoke weed on the weekend. I don't give a fuck if you set homework during the week (i mean i wish u wouldn't) but the weekends meant to be a break from all this shit during the week. Quote "Man O Sose" fuck off, i dont care about communism, we get it, china fucked up, big deal, its not nice to spread rumors. Basically take all are home work and shove it up your sixty year old ass.

shittest blog: butter

for about just over a week now my house as been butterless. you wouldnt think its a big deal. but on the 7th day its really gotten to me. i think its that fact that my mum is seeing it as "no big" when its a fucking big 1 to me. and its about bloody time we got some butter. i havent been able to have toast and that makes me sad. shes like "have peanut butter" im like alright - so i get out the bread. and shes bought fucking brown bread. the rankest loaf of shit i've ever seen in my life.

so right now i wanna make a cake. cos im bored. and its like the best idea in the world. FUCKING SHTEIN we dont have butter. now i have a headache that could soon turn into a migraine and all i can do is; wait for 6:30 (skins and possibly dinner - gonna be butterless and come to think of it. gonna be what i had for lunch. fuck.) and also hope tomorrow is a better day.

[JustSick]

PS. I sign of off [blahblah] because i cant add another author for some reason so my mate is gonna blog off my account and sign out with his username "SLCKRCNT"

JAPS AINT SHIT

1. Get over yourself
2. Yes your 'Daddy' makes more money than my 'Daddy'
3. I don't care
4. What that? Oh another person? Yeah - Your not the only person in the world. A world that doesn't revolve around you.

[HomeSickOfJAPs]

Magic T-Shirt

When I was about 5 i had (well at least i thought i had) a t-shirt. It looked like an average dykes shirt but there was something special about it. To this day i am convinced that my shirt could change the weather. I had 2 kinds, red and blue, red= hot, blue= rain (pretty fucking simple). But non of my friends (all two of them) believes me and i don't no why! I'm not crazy, sure ive got a few bolts in my head loose, but one things for certain. I wouldnt fucking lie about having t-shirts that can change the weather. I recently confronted my mum about this and she said the other boys were just jealous (great fucking help u old hag... nah but i love u :D). So now I have a problem, 2 shirts, don't know where they are, could change the weather= save global warming. Take that Kevin Rudd, 2 t-shirts can achieve something better than you can do in your whole life you dick (freedom of speech bitch) But i love my country (only the greatest in the world) too bad we fucked it up with new prime minister, nothing personal "Mr" Rudd, but frankly I think the Liberal would fuck labour up the ass any day. Back to the proper story, I had 2 t-shirts that could change the weather, jealous?

School Toilets

Ok so I’m at school right now, still feeling stoned somehow. I should be doing my English report, but instead I’ve decided to tell you what is annoying me at the moment. At school, the old toilets don’t stink that bad, unless someone just chucked a massive shit. The toilets in our new building constantly have piss on the floor and stink of vomit. They stink worse than public toilets at random parks where people get thier gay on or sell drugs. The weird thing is that only the “behind the scenes” teachers use that toilet. So either they piss vomit onto the floor. Or they just do massive rank fucking shits 1st thing every morning.

[HomeSick]

Fun Weekend Boring Blog

My weekend started on Friday after noon after school, at indoor soccer. I scored a goal and then we won against the top team. It was a great start to a great weekend.

Saturday I woke up at ten to 9 in the morning and wasn’t going out until 11:30. this was the longest 2 and a half hours of my life. There was nothing T.V. at all, no one online to talk to. I literally did nothing for those two hours. Finally 11:30 came and I was able to leave. We all arrived at my friends house at the same time. Which worked well. We left his house after a short while and made are way to Mirrabooka. we all got lunch then went to majestic park. we ate our lunch and nothing else :D. As Silly Putty’s post before this says, threw up his ultimate double whopper. We then got hungry but couldn’t leave him alone, seeing as he was asleep on the grass. Me and another mate walked back to Mirrabooka to get food for the others. On the way we found a salvos shop. I saw a mad jumper and a mad hat. Had to make a decision, one or the other. I bought the jumper, but I still want the hat.

Later my sister calls me crying her eyes out. Her and a friend were home alone and said they heard people in the house. We get back to my house as fast as we could. In the end there was no one there, but we managed to trick our friend into thinking that we knocked one out and called the cops on them. Very disappointing.

Today we walked to MacDonald’s in Morley and then went to the park next to it. We finished off our italian meal. An aboriginal and another man that I thought was black but later heard just dirty (I’m not racist.) I started shaking and packed my wallet and camera into my bag and, in a volume that I thought was simply loud enough for them to hear, said, but apparently yelled. “What time does the movie start, we should probably go now, don’t want to miss it” and we left. We made our way to the galleria to eat the new burgers from maccas we bought. We managed to get $2 and went on dthe internet for 25 minutes. We must’ve been sitting there for about 45 minutes doing shit all. The week end was really fun, but doesn’t seem like alot happened.

Next week end is my cousin’s bar mitzvah week end and I am going to try get drunk...

[HomeSick]

Ultimate Double Whopper with Cheese.

Yesterday, me n a few mates thought it would be cool to walk to a hungry jacks, order our meal, walk to a park and ate it. Everything was going fine, I was fucking full from eating my ultimate double whopper with extra cheese, when my throat and stomach started to feel sore. Next thing I know I’m puking out my whopper, but not just as puke. You could distinctly recognize the lettuce, beef and cheese swimming in a pool of yellow chunky shit. 10 minutes later the liquid had separated itself from the solids and I thought I was finally starting to feel better. Instead, after having my head down for 15 minutes, the second I lifted it up, the puke came pouring out again, but this time I didn’t have enough time to make it to the ground and just let it go on the seat next to me. This wasn’t a one off puke either, this was te mother. A variety of foods that I had eaten over the past 2 days came pouring out of my stomach in 3 second intervals. In the end, the puke count was at a lovely 7 times and today (being the day after) The worst part about it, the walk home. At this point, two of my friends had gone to the shops near the hungry jacks (which I was totally unaware of considering the fact that I had gone to sleep on the grass.) When they got back, we had to walk all the way back to one of my mate’s house where I fell asleep on his bros bed.

Coles Brand :/

People are always looking for the right sale or bargain. It gives them the sense of victory over society. They found a cheaper version of something that has the same properties and effects. Well I have news for everyone; COLES BRAND PRODUCT SUCKS SHIT!

Yes, it may look and smell the same, but as soon as you take a bit or drink or drag of this 'smarter buy' product, you can instantly tell it is some rip off cheap shit. Not only does the product taste worse, they put absolutely 0% into the pac

kaging. Take cereal for example. You can buy Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, as the Kellogg's brand, in a nice Colorful and attractive box, or you can buy the Coles Brand Corn Flakes which

tastes like dry wall and looks like a 15 year old boy with no artistic flair designed the box.

But it is okay. You save a whopping 37 cents this way, so it doesn't matter if your kid's breakfast puts him in a shit mood for the rest of the day :) Listen, tell your parents to step off the cheapskate peddle and fucking splurge the extra 37 cents on nice tasting and looking cereal.

Is it that fucking hard?

Man O' Sose

Dear Man of Sose, I do not see the point in learning about Sir John Monash – the forgotten ANZAC/ Bloke from the $100 bill – I understand you may enjoy teaching this boring bullshit, but I can assure you, I do not enjoy learning it. I get that he led the Aussies to victory, but we do not need to go on and on about his personal life and other non-sense that is irrelevant to our learning’s. Doing a timeline of his life in my opinion is a waste of bloody time and effort. I’m refusing to do this work, as “my internet was not working last night” but we are in computer lab tomorrow so I will need to do some work on it. Lame.

Today in your class I managed to waste a good 20 minutes to half an hour doing this:

I quote myself, “Only the West Indies could be a big part of the western sports, but I can’t guaranty that every Monday the “Jews” and a few “Lebs” will never forget ... eight gate nine mine ten ben hen ken ... on the “twealve” day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 sacks of goon.. (More another time.)”

This managed to convince you I was doing work, which stopped you from picking on me for a good 10 minutes of my life, but when I asked to get a drink, you, sir, did not need to yell (raised voice) “no!” at me. It would’ve been a simple sip of water from the fountain round the corner, but no, man of Sose’s ways of teaching are being; an ass hole,a cunt face,a dick nose,a chodus sucker, butt fucker,dick lover-ing son of a bitch

And by the way, I don’t think you “dark humour” is funny. Other may, and that is fine, but I’ve got to say that it is not as funny as u think, feel free to continue smirking at your own jokes. In fact I’m the only one that thinks it’s not that funny. Cos I’m annoyed at you...

[HomeSick]