Magic T-Shirt

When I was about 5 i had (well at least i thought i had) a t-shirt. It looked like an average dykes shirt but there was something special about it. To this day i am convinced that my shirt could change the weather. I had 2 kinds, red and blue, red= hot, blue= rain (pretty fucking simple). But non of my friends (all two of them) believes me and i don't no why! I'm not crazy, sure ive got a few bolts in my head loose, but one things for certain. I wouldnt fucking lie about having t-shirts that can change the weather. I recently confronted my mum about this and she said the other boys were just jealous (great fucking help u old hag... nah but i love u :D). So now I have a problem, 2 shirts, don't know where they are, could change the weather= save global warming. Take that Kevin Rudd, 2 t-shirts can achieve something better than you can do in your whole life you dick (freedom of speech bitch) But i love my country (only the greatest in the world) too bad we fucked it up with new prime minister, nothing personal "Mr" Rudd, but frankly I think the Liberal would fuck labour up the ass any day. Back to the proper story, I had 2 t-shirts that could change the weather, jealous?