SLCKRCNT

If I could fight one person in the world right now it’d be the fucking architect of my house.
Coz it’s his fault that my room is the only one in the entire house without an air con and it’s his fault I spend every hot summer night shvitzing and its his fault every morning I wake up lyin in a wet patch and I haven’t even spent ages getting head. Its not fair and its not fuckin ok.
While my whole family is enjoying their air conditioned winter fun land I’m sleeping with a fan blowin full blast inches away from my face spending the whole night wondering if its even making a difference.
Firstly the last week has been SO HOT pit stains have become a daily hassle and by the time I go to bed my room has become a sauna.
Secondly my fan is on the fritz and every night it sounds like a screaming baby with a motor in its mouth is livin inside my ear.
And of course every night I’m scared I’m gonna roll over and lose a finger (or worse) inside that spinning death trap
So if you somehow happen to meet this guy kick him right square in the nuts just for me

{SLCKRCNT}