Thursday, February 18, 2010

Coles Brand :/

People are always looking for the right sale or bargain. It gives them the sense of victory over society. They found a cheaper version of something that has the same properties and effects. Well I have news for everyone; COLES BRAND PRODUCT SUCKS SHIT!

Yes, it may look and smell the same, but as soon as you take a bit or drink or drag of this 'smarter buy' product, you can instantly tell it is some rip off cheap shit. Not only does the product taste worse, they put absolutely 0% into the pac
kaging. Take cereal for example. You can buy Crunchy Nut Cornflakes, as the Kellogg's brand, in a nice Colorful and attractive box, or you can buy the Coles Brand Corn Flakes which
tastes like dry wall and looks like a 15 year old boy with no artistic flair designed the box.





But it is okay. You save a whopping 37 cents this way, so it doesn't matter if your kid's breakfast puts him in a shit mood for the rest of the day :) Listen, tell your parents to step off the cheapskate peddle and fucking splurge the extra 37 cents on nice tasting and looking cereal.
Is it that fucking hard?

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