Dog Run

I remember my first hookup.

I was 13 and had a pretty hot girlfriend. We were at a party and I finally manned up and hooked in. It was a crazy and mad experience. We broke up about 2 months after that for complicated reasons (Me 'cheating'). Since then, I have hooked up with 3 other girls. Let me warn you before you see the Photos, they were all dog. Unfortunately when a guy gets horny, nothing can really stop him from getting with a girl. I regret my last 3 hookups as they were all dog.

MY DICK WAS THINKING FOR ME.

I have been on a long, bad run of hookups ever since breaking up with my ex, which i have named the Dog Run. This graph and following pictures will explain.

So as you can see, I have even gone below the line of acceptance. She was a filthy ranga with a lisp. Even her relatively good body can't persuade anyone that she is anything better than below acceptable. So how do I get out of this 'Dog Run'. FUCK I DONT FUCKING KNOW. Maybe Homesick or SillyPutt can help me?

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