It Is the Holidays

hooray

Teh Storm

So we just had one of the worst storms of the century!

And it was not one of those pussy little five minute rain falls....It was HUGE!

It started off as a nice but slightly humid day, but as soon as school was finished and people started going home from work, God decided to get pissed.

The rain was warmly accepted as a drought breaker, but God got carried away and let it POUR down like a MOTHERFUCKER...

It didn't stop there. Hail started falling, another new and exciting feature, not for long...

The hail was the size of golf balls and it was destructive...Not only being loud and scary, but also breaking fucking windows. The roads were flooded and no one could see while driving and the traffic lights went out.

IT WAS FUCKING BONKERSS

the storm ended and people were safe to come out of their houses, but it was still bloody crazy..

Hopefully the school got hailed on especially Mr. Shadcunt...

Ice~creme`

Rant

At the moment im pretty peeved.

I know its not a big deal,

but recently some shit went down that im not cool with.

A friend of mine (girl) decided oh yeah, its ok to tell her mum (who has absolutely nothing to do with me)

that im going out with this girl in Sydney coz they have like the perfect fuckin mother daughter Gilmore girls relationship or whatevs.

THEN my mum n her mum are tight because they play bridge together, how old lady of them?

So she thinks oh ill tell SLCKRCNT’S mum hes got a girlfriend in sydney,

n then i get in the car and her mum and my mum are there talking about it as if I don’t exist.

My mum tells me and im like "FUCKIN SHTEIN!"

{SLCKRCNT}

Week-End was Shit

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Big Boy Blog

MAN O SOSE.

Yeah mate what's up?

today you were so easy going - you allowed me to go to the toilet! this is a great improvement bud. I did fail another weekly assignments you keep giving - not realizing i don't care about them.

TODAY

So its 40 degrees and the weekend is so close, but yet so far, and its so hard to handle. the time tableists (people who make our time tables) are actually retarded. they give us a good-ish start to the day then ruin it 100% by giving us science then maths and finishing off with SOSE

TOMORROW

The weekend's plans are dodgy and risky, but they could work out as planed and be an awesome week end. Pics will be added on Sunday or Monday.

There is an abandoned house just off Beufort, so we'll be checking it out. also everyone's junk is out the front of their houses. its fucking funny to see what kind of shit they got and think "what is that and what could they possibly use that for" or "why didnt they throw that out ages ago, its ancient" also getting Grill'd so hopefully its not too expensive so that i can still get new stuff :)

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one last thing.

Today was actually too hot for life. our air con broke last night so i slept on the couch hugging an ice pack. woke up stinkin of B.O. then, after applying deodorant (of-course), by morning break i was already smelling..,not so fresh. i've heard that next week will be in the 20s for a few days.

...and thats good :)

Alright - enjoy ur weekends and you'll hear form me again on sunday or monday

Fckwit

To whom it may concern,

Fckwit, a person who has a tumblr and likes to update fotos on them, also has a formsrping (a site where you can ask the host questions and get answers). He has been asked some odd questions concerning his sexuality....It must be clarified...FCKWIT IS STRAIGHT. He likes teh pussy and teh tits. He has been with girls and wants to stay that way. Questions like:

Do you dream about monster one, coz you seem to be in love with him?

Are very stupid and retarded.

Fckwit isn't gay. He's just indie like ZJF

FUCK OFF EVERYONE WHO THINKS DIFFERENTLY

[Ice~Cream]

Te winning goal

4-4, need one more goal in two minutes to make finals of indoor. SLCKRCNT takes a shot, missing the goal, me being fucking incredible comes running in, 360 in the air, slide 5 metres across the floor and score to win 5-4 (dramatic version). I learnt a lot about myself today... I'm awsome

SLCKRCNT

If I could fight one person in the world right now it’d be the fucking architect of my house.
Coz it’s his fault that my room is the only one in the entire house without an air con and it’s his fault I spend every hot summer night shvitzing and its his fault every morning I wake up lyin in a wet patch and I haven’t even spent ages getting head. Its not fair and its not fuckin ok.
While my whole family is enjoying their air conditioned winter fun land I’m sleeping with a fan blowin full blast inches away from my face spending the whole night wondering if its even making a difference.
Firstly the last week has been SO HOT pit stains have become a daily hassle and by the time I go to bed my room has become a sauna.
Secondly my fan is on the fritz and every night it sounds like a screaming baby with a motor in its mouth is livin inside my ear.
And of course every night I’m scared I’m gonna roll over and lose a finger (or worse) inside that spinning death trap
So if you somehow happen to meet this guy kick him right square in the nuts just for me

{SLCKRCNT}

Drive home

I was driving home from school today and i saw what no man wants to see. A fat ranga chick. I'm sorry, but please if your fat and ranga stay indoors, no one wants to see you in skin tight pants while you are trying to lose weight. Im not skinny myself but "Fat men aren't fat, fat women are fat"-Peter Griffin. I barely want to see normal ranga women, let alone fat ones! Now I'm not technically being rude, just truthful. I think I speak on behalf of every generation of men, simply, fuck off, thank you, that is all.

Dog Run

I remember my first hookup.

I was 13 and had a pretty hot girlfriend. We were at a party and I finally manned up and hooked in. It was a crazy and mad experience. We broke up about 2 months after that for complicated reasons (Me 'cheating'). Since then, I have hooked up with 3 other girls. Let me warn you before you see the Photos, they were all dog. Unfortunately when a guy gets horny, nothing can really stop him from getting with a girl. I regret my last 3 hookups as they were all dog.

MY DICK WAS THINKING FOR ME.

I have been on a long, bad run of hookups ever since breaking up with my ex, which i have named the Dog Run. This graph and following pictures will explain.

So as you can see, I have even gone below the line of acceptance. She was a filthy ranga with a lisp. Even her relatively good body can't persuade anyone that she is anything better than below acceptable. So how do I get out of this 'Dog Run'. FUCK I DONT FUCKING KNOW. Maybe Homesick or SillyPutt can help me?

{Ice-Cream}

Homework

Alright, i just need to let someone know. TEACHERS FUCK OFF, its called homework not weekend work. Everyone knows we r gonna smoke weed on the weekend. I don't give a fuck if you set homework during the week (i mean i wish u wouldn't) but the weekends meant to be a break from all this shit during the week. Quote "Man O Sose" fuck off, i dont care about communism, we get it, china fucked up, big deal, its not nice to spread rumors. Basically take all are home work and shove it up your sixty year old ass.

shittest blog: butter

for about just over a week now my house as been butterless. you wouldnt think its a big deal. but on the 7th day its really gotten to me. i think its that fact that my mum is seeing it as "no big" when its a fucking big 1 to me. and its about bloody time we got some butter. i havent been able to have toast and that makes me sad. shes like "have peanut butter" im like alright - so i get out the bread. and shes bought fucking brown bread. the rankest loaf of shit i've ever seen in my life.

so right now i wanna make a cake. cos im bored. and its like the best idea in the world. FUCKING SHTEIN we dont have butter. now i have a headache that could soon turn into a migraine and all i can do is; wait for 6:30 (skins and possibly dinner - gonna be butterless and come to think of it. gonna be what i had for lunch. fuck.) and also hope tomorrow is a better day.

[JustSick]

PS. I sign of off [blahblah] because i cant add another author for some reason so my mate is gonna blog off my account and sign out with his username "SLCKRCNT"